Total Medals Earned: 605 (From 116 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,355 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/460 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Complete any level without collecting all max energy.
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat level 14 with less than 13 moves
Beat level 16 with less than 12 moves
Beat level 11 with less than 9 moves
Beat level 12 with less than 10 moves
Complete the game
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
